why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying
Hairdressers are awkward because you’re forced to stare at yourself in the mirror for ages and contemplate how ugly you are while someone attacks your head with scissors and attempts to initiate small talk with you.
I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on
I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if all my friends are happily employed and in relationships. what if no one wants me.
I don’t want to grow up.